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Post by Prometheus on Mar 4, 2020 23:48:29 GMT
Like to dress up as Superman and randomly punches babies in the face calling them Lex Luthor.
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Post by avonto on Mar 5, 2020 10:05:33 GMT
He likes to put on his wifes dresses and pretend to be a Top Model
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Post by The grey Isles on Mar 5, 2020 22:47:07 GMT
He has been arrested 5 times trying to get close to the queen of denmark to convince her to marry him and leave her husband.
And he didn't wear any pants while doing it
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Post by Prometheus on Mar 5, 2020 23:59:40 GMT
Likes to sits on Santa's lap dressed as Superman
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Post by avonto on Mar 6, 2020 17:16:17 GMT
He has a dream that one day he'll kill all the hedgehogs in the world
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Post by The grey Isles on Mar 7, 2020 0:35:20 GMT
Goes to cafeterias with a superlong straw and when people are not looking puts the straw in their glass from his seat and drinks whateever is in there.
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Post by avonto on Mar 7, 2020 11:29:05 GMT
When he's home alone he likes to sit on the toilet for hours and shower himself with toilet paper
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Post by The grey Isles on Mar 7, 2020 12:15:49 GMT
How do you even shower with toilet paper. It's not a liquid.
Anyways: He goes around in restaurants saying "scoop-scip-atado" and with a giant spoon puts mashed potatoes in peoples food.
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Post by avonto on Mar 7, 2020 14:51:18 GMT
What I mean is that you're pouring toilet paper over yourself.
He likes to sleep with a onion because he likes the company.
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Post by Prometheus on Mar 7, 2020 21:06:54 GMT
Randomly beats up homeless people dressed as batman screaming "I am the Night!"
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Post by The grey Isles on Mar 7, 2020 23:57:17 GMT
Has a gym membership only to go there and eat a sandwich while staring at people working out.
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Post by avonto on Mar 11, 2020 9:50:15 GMT
He moved to America just because he's a hardcore Trump fan and everyday at 12pm he sneaks into the white house and feeds Trump pepparoni pizzas.
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Post by The grey Isles on Mar 11, 2020 19:57:58 GMT
He sits in parking lots for hours acting like he is going to leave with his car but never does.
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Post by Protectistan on Mar 12, 2020 5:44:41 GMT
He hangs on to the bottom of random airliners at the airport to go skydiving for free.
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Post by avonto on Mar 17, 2020 7:54:36 GMT
He lives in a garbage can in an office where he eats last weeks financial report.
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